#5:
RESERVOIR DOGS / PULP FICTION
Did I
already say that Tarantino was a freaking genius? Oh wait, I did? Well, it’s
something worth repeating I guess, Tarantino is a freaking genius.
I guess
it’s a bit cheating to pick these two at the same time but it’s virtually
impossible for me to pick only one as a 5e place, so f8ck it, here’s my 5.5 and
my 5.0. and besides, I already cheated with my number eight and no one
complained about that one either.
Remember
what I said about Tarantino’s writing skills when I talked about ‘From Dusk Till
Dawn’? well, same story here, brilliant dialogue and multilayered characters.
Pulp
Fiction, probably the more famous of the two, tells the tale of multiple
characters who’s stories will cross paths. When a boxer fails to deliver his
part in a fixed match, he finds himself on the run from a mob boss and his
henchmen, all while one of the henchmen finds himself in a tricky situation as
he is asked to take his boss’s wife on a date.
In Reservoir
Dogs, a group of robbers try to get back together after a pseudo failed robbery
at a jewelry store. Almost the entire movie is shot in the same room, and only
leaves once or twice to tell some backstory. And my god, this is where
Tarantino’s writing skills shines the brightest. I won’t give anything away
apart from the fact that these two movies are something no one should miss.
#4:
JURASSIC PARK
What can
I say that hasn’t been said about this movie? Apart from the fact that I have
seen this movie so often I can recite the each spoken dialogue in the right
order without any problems…in two languages.
A handful
of people find themselves stuck on an amusement park island that hosts real
live dinosaurs, and of course the things escape and carnage ensue.
This movie
blew me away as a kid, hell, it blew everyone and everything away when it came
out. The atmosphere, the effects, everything was way ahead of its time, it
surprising that the effects look more realistic than any movie that has come
out in the past ten years, and for a movie that is 20 years old…damn that’s saying
a lot. Jurassic Park was my favorite movie as a kid, and it still holds a very
special place in my hearth even today for having started my obsession with
these beautiful reptiles ever since.
#3:
THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILLOGY
Yeah,
how could these movies NOT be on a top ten favorite list? The adventure, the
amazing world that is middle earth, the characters, the battles, simply
everything.
An
ancient evil awakens in Mordor as a simple hobbit must make a long and perilous
journey to destroy an artifact that could change the outcome of the war if
fallen in the wrong hands. With a fellowship of trusty friends and capable
warriors, this tale refines the difference between good and evil, and gave us
an epic as never seen before.
Yes, I believe
this to be the best trilogy of movies ever made, and I’m ready to fight anyone
over that opinion, bring it star wars geeks, JarJar Binks can testify.
These movies
are the true definition of an epic, a long journey to save the world from an
overwhelming evil, with many great battles to keep the tension up.
Tolkien
based his books heavily on Norse mythology, something I have spent perhaps too much time
studying and that still amaze me each
time I read about it, each story is definitely a recommendation, even if they
are more than a thousand years old, at least it won’t put you to sleep like
other old documentations of religious events.
What else
is there to say about these movies apart that they are on my number 3 for very
good reasons.
#2:
EVIL DEAD 2
Yeah, we
knew this one was coming. For those three or five people who have read my
review on this little masterpiece of a B movie, they know how much I adore Evil
Dead 2. It’s one of the only movie whereas you could ask me literally anytime if
I wanted to watch it, that I would say yes ten times out of ten.
What makes
this movie so great? How about the style, the acting, the effects, the
dialogue, the humor, the horror, the sets and everything else that this movie
does.
I have a
very personal history with this movie, and it still entertains me after all
these years, even more, it changed me as a person, which is something that not
many things can do.
Ash finds
himself with his girlfriend in a cabin in the middle of the woods when he
decides to play a recording of demonic chanting, and as movie logic would have
it, the demons see this as a BYOB party and wreck the place by possessing everything
that moves, and even that doesn’t move. It’s however how Ash decides to deal
with this that makes the movie so great, at first he loses his mind, and then decides he has had it with this sh8t and with a chainsaw in the one hand, and a
boomstick in the other goes to town on those sorry hell spawns.
This movie
made me the man I am today and I’ll be damned if it ain’t one of my favorite
movie.
But wait,
how could any movie possibly top Evil dead 2? The movie that influenced me the
most and had no other than Bruce Campbell kick demonic ass like a boss? Well…
#1:
DELLAMORTE DELLAMORE
(Cemetery Man)
My all-time
favorite movie, one who stands proud above all others. I first only saw a glimpse
of this movie when my father and I were looking for a cheesy 80’s one-liners fest.
I only caught a single scene, but that was all it took. I looked it up later on
my own and I fell in love with it. I feel I can’t do it justice in such a short
resume on a top 10, so I hereby promise that I will review it in all its glory
in the future.
But in
short, what is it about? Love, death, life and the insanity that comes along
with it, what happens when you make a promise you can’t keep by throwing the
word “forever” and how it can bite you back the ass, hard. Francesco Dellamorte
is the groundkeeper at the Buffalore cemetery, his lonely life consist of putting
the dead back to sleep when they decide to wake up, yes, this is a zombie
movie.
But strangely
enough the zombies are but an undertone of the movie, where the focus really
shines is in our lovesick protagonist and his damned romance that begins in
tragedy and ends in death.
To truly
understand this movie you’ll have to watch it for yourself, and even then, the
movie is so full of obstructed symbolism and themes that it will take more than
a few views to get an idea of the true story that this tragedy tells. Like War
Of The Roses, a huge aspect of the movie revolve around the slow decent into
madness and the pain that comes from passion.
This
movie is for me the perfection of the human art, to others it might seem like a
very weird movie about zombies and some romance in the mix, and I respect that,
but for me, it’s simply perfect.
The depth
that this movie brings for someone who can truly see what lies beneath the
surface is something that I truly admire and love with a passion beyond words.
Honorable
mentions:
#16: Evil Dead 3: Army Of Darkness
#17: Merlin
(1998)
#18: Constantine
#19: Serenity
#20: Sweeny Todd
Good list. Cemetery Man is fuckin amazing. Same with Jurassic Park and Pulp Fiction. I prefer Army of Darkness over Evil Dead 2, but I know I'm in the minority there. I'd also add Aliens, John Carpenter's The Thing, and David Cronenberg's The Fly. There are so many awesome movies though... Robocop, Predator, Gremlins, Ghostbusters, etc.
ReplyDeletefinally someone else who knows about cemetery man! i was afraid i was the only one around these parts of the internet XD
Deleteand i also love Evil dead 3 (on my spot 18) but for me the humor was just a little bit more effective in the second, altough the one liners in army of darkness are far more memorable and bruces's badassness seems off the charts.
Yeah, I love Cemetery Man. I know quite a few others that do as well. The leading lady by herself makes it undeniable, but the story really pulls you in. I've never seen something else quite like it.
DeleteI'll definitely never forget the one liners in Army of Darkness. I always have so much fun watching that movie. Bruce Campbell is fuckin awesome.