The more gore the better, welcome to the amazing and confusing world of the B-movies horror flicks.
be your host, as we travel through the tons of gore, cheapest practical effects
and the worse acting mankind has to offer. It’s time to leave your dignity
behind and laugh when zombies start dancing in the rain to an overrated song and
crazy fish people look to sacrifice some random hot blond to an ancient deity,
all while we fight the cheap scares and the random distraction boobs thrown on
the screen in hope we won’t see the cable holding that possessed demonic girl. See,
told you it’ll get weird, don’t say I didn’t warn ya. Feel free
to check the reviews, both the written ones and the videos by yours truly.Be sure
to check out “ http://www.youtube.com/user/grimmbreak/videos ” for more B-horror randomness
sure you’re all confused and scared as you came to this awesome blog, but fear
not! Ok, maybe just a little. But I shall relieve you from you’re confusion by
answering the question that keeps you awake at night:
them rei-viuu them crazy folks be talking bout?
asked, random stereotype voice only I seem able to hear. A review is an
analysis of a certain piece, where the best and the worse are being brought to light
for a better understanding of the media. Of course, it doesn’t hurt to bash something
as much as possible for the maximum amount of fun.
a B movie?
don’t make it to the A list for their often poor quality or
bad/disturbing/immoral premise. Those often don’t get a lot of financial support
and are shot in the cheapest of ways, and the producers round up a cast of
friends or whatever they could scrape from the bottom of the barrel to act in
their projects. There are obviously some exceptions, like for example some
movie that sounded good on paper, and did get a lot of financial aid, but the
director or actors, or someone out there f8cked up royally, and the movie
remains as a bad memory or as a guilty pleasure in most of our memory. Oh, and
we’ll also review hilariously horrible exploitation movies and some grindhouse.
Now I know
what you’re all asking, and no, you’re not dreaming, this amazing and awesome blog
really exist to save you from the melancholy and boredom of the everyday life, but
what you also should have asked is: why would anyone want to watch these kind
of movies and why bother reviewing it? Well, that’s simple. These movies are
beyond awesome, there is a charm to practical effects and there is just so much
to love with these movies. Sure, they ain’t perfect, but that’s what makes them
so great. Most of the movies are what you can call a “cult movie”, which means
that a small, but determined fandom exist for it. And even though lately these
fandom have expanded immensely with the growing popularity of b-horror movies, I
still feel these masterpieces don’t really get the attention they deserve.
my illiterate friend, good question indeed. Who am I? why I am just you’re
friendly neighborhood critic. I am the pen in the night, the voice in the
protest against bad remakes and random nudity that doesn’t add anything to the
movie but only decrease its value. I am Grimmbreak.
least I would be if I wasn’t some guy sitting behind his computer b*tching
about movies. But hey, perspectives, right?But all
kidding aside, I’m a movie lover, especially B-horror. I’m also a gamer and a
geek who calls himself an critic, although all my experience comes from
watching movies, I didn’t spend years studying cinematography and criticism or
anything, I’m just a guy with a hobby, and I’m proud of it, who needs smart